Halloween, Chipotle Style
Saturday, October 31st, 2009At about 4:30 tonight, Mike tells me that Chipotle is giving away free burritos from 6 to 9 p.m. if you dress like a burrito. He then proceeds to try to convince me that we should dress up like burritos. I explain that we have $12 to spend on burritos, but he pays no heed, and off we go, roll of tin foil in hand. As much as I hate being embarrassed, I also love free food, so how could I say no?
After parking the car, I wrap Mike in some tin foil. He returns the favor and wraps some around me. A random Mexican man stops to enquire what we’re doing, and we explain the Chipotle deal to him. He’s dubious, and Mike says, “Would I lie about that?” The man’s response was classic: “No, you look like an honest white guy.” Yes, Senor, he is an honest white guy. We give him a piece of tin foil and he follows us into the restaurant.
Inside the restaurant there are about 10 people in varying stages of burrito-ness. Some have wrapped foil around their wrists, others have gone all out and have paper bag/tin foil costumes. We’re somewhere in the middle. We each order our food (chicken burrito for Mike, steak burrito for me), then sit down to eat (washing our burritos down with a free cup of water) and to watch a parade of our (cheap, burrito-loving) people come in.
No sooner have we begun eating than Mike suggests we go to another Chipotle so we can each get another burrito. I’d managed to talk him down from having to go to every Chipotle in the metro San Diego area, but he was insistent we go to one more. So when we finished our food, we headed off to another restaurant.
I wish I’d gotten a picture of the line at the second Chipotle. It was LONG. Even Mike has his standards, so we turned around and came home: bellies full, but no lunch secured for tomorrow.
Think I’m making this up? I’m not, and I have pictures to prove it.



Notice the total: $0.00!

Mike and the Chipotle burritero. Happy Halloween!!!!



