About four hours into what turned out to be a long day of enthusiastic (which in this case means messy) painting primer onto the walls of the middle unit, Mike’s dad told me that I should be careful because primer doesn’t come off like regular paint. If only Bruce had thought to tell me that earlier! It turns out primer does wash off with warm, soapy water– when it’s wet. Once it’s dry, it doesn’t come off. So if you have dried primer on your hands, arms, legs, feet, and even face, like I did, you find yourself in a tricky situation.
At about seven thirty this evening, I headed to my local Home Depot to see if the gents in the paint department could recommend a way to get the primer off. When I walked in, the paint guy said, “let me guess. You need paint!” Close but no cigar. He was very helpful, beginning with a mild treatment. He gave me a couple of squirts of some sort of soap that has abrasive scrubbing grit in it and suggested I walk to the bathroom to rinse it off, scrubbing as hard as I could stand on the way. So I wandered the aisles of Home Depot, rubbing the soap into my hands, hoping it would get the primer off. Got to the bathroom, rinsed, and found that it hadn’t helped at all. Back to the paint department.
This time, the guy called over a coworker. We tried another, stronger cleaning liquid, but that didn’t work either. The first guy was on the verge of trying the mineral spirits on me when the second guy suggested we skip it and go straight to the big guns. And it was thus that I ended up standing the in the middle of the Home Depot paint department with two guys directing me to rub paint thinner onto my arms.
Stinky as it was, it worked, and I purchased a small container of the thinner. They warned me that I’d need to shower immediately upon using it, so I headed home, rubbed paint thinner all over myself (it turns out that in addition to not coming off when dry, paint thinner also mysteriously gets into your clothes, ending up on your thighs, chest and stomach, too), and then hopped in the shower.
It’s been about an hour since I finished that little misadventure, and I haven’t broken out into a rash and I don’t feel any burning, so I’m assuming I’ll live. The paint is gone, as is most of the moisture in my skin, but I guess that’s what lotion is for.
The moral of this story? Paint in a calm, orderly manner, and if you get any primer on you… wash it off immediately!