All that I can be
Thursday, June 21st, 2007Today, I got home and found that the mailman had left me a little note from the Department of the Navy. It turns out that some misguided soul thinks I should become a Navy Officer. By doing so, according to the mailer, I could “do more in a few short years than most do in a lifetime.” The offer comes along with the opportunity to take advantage of the Baccalaureate Degree Completion Program,” which would provide me up to $90,000, or “a salary of at least $2,315 per month for up to three years prior to graduation.” The best part is, I wouldn’t have to fulfill my military obligation until after graduation.
Clearly this mailer was sent to the wrong person. I HATE water. Hate it. Hate it on my face, hate being in it deeper than my waist, hate the thought of drowning, which is inevitable if I spend any time in water. That makes the prospect of joining a branch of the military focused on water not too appealing. Additionally, and this is the much less funny part, I’m not in school anymore. What am I going to do in the Baccalaureate Degree Completion Program– get another BA? I have two already (I believe that technically, double majoring results in two BAs), and a Master’s Degree!
So I’ll have to let my “Wings of Gold” go and find some other way to do more in a few short years than most people do in a lifetime. Where should I start?